HICK TOOTH
The unedited, uncut look at "Hick Tooth in his natural environment. Hick Tooth opens up like never before in this heart warming character study.
After a rather bland race at the Oswego Speedway, HickTooth, then still just Deven overheard some men talking about Toby Keith. These men liked Toby a little too much, but how was Deven to know?
Deven eager to make friends inquired if the gentlemen happened to like that one song “Toby” does about incest, or the one about his favorite type of engine (the hemi), and asking the fine fellows if they liked the song about how they don't care if the presidents a bad man as long as colored people get killed (that song also has strong incestual motifs and themes). The respected fellows did not take kindly to Deven’s shabby humor and quickly kicked his teeth in.
Whether it was the loss of tooth, or a DNA transfer that occurred during the beating, Deven has transformed into.
HICK TOOTH!!!!!!!!!
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